5. Porn Doesn’t Need To Cuddle Afterwards
Doesn’t this look sweet? Thing again. I give it 10 minutes in this position before that guy’s arm is nothing but pins and needles. Don’t get me wrong. Cuddling has its place in life. But right after sex all I want to do is flop down on the bed, spread out, and probably fall asleep. Cuddling hinders the ability to do all of these things. With porn… you finish jerking off, and that’s it! Go to sleep, make a sandwich, play video games. Do whatever you want! You’re free from the tyrannical hands of cuddling.
4. Porn Won’t Still Be There In The Morning
So you brought a girl home last night to go to the bone zone. Great, that’s awesome. You know what’s not awesome? Waking up the next morning to realize she’s still there. You have shit to do! Well, guess what, not anymore. Because you’re going to have to wait until she gets her ass out of bed, and then you’ll probably have to make her breakfast or something. The only time porn is still there the next morning is if you bring it back up on your browser for a quick morning wank.
3. Porn Will Do Any Position You Want
Relationships can become a place where innovation goes to die. You become complacent and get in a routine. All of sudden sex is just a matter of going through the motions. Experimenting and fun stops. Well guess who is always up to try something new in bed? Porn! Want to do some reverse cowgirl? How about some doggy style? And here’s one that you’re probably never going to get with a girl. The money shot. But if you go with watching porn instead of having real sex, you can have any of these positions at any time.
2. Porn Won’t Boss You Around
Real sex can be a constant struggle. “Go faster. Go harder. Now slow down. Ow, not so rough.” There’s always something that you’re not doing right. All of a sudden what should have been an enjoyable and pleasurable experience has turned into work. Not with porn, though. Go at your own speed. Do what you like. No one is going to criticize or judge you.
1. Porn Doesn’t Care How Long You Last
And the top reason porn is better than actual sex…premature ejaculation! It’s an understandable thing. Maybe it’s been a while since you’ve had sex. Maybe the girl was just really freakin good and incredibly hot. Sometimes you can’t control these things and let go before you might have intended. Whatever the reason, you’ve left your partner unsatisfied. But here’s the thing. Even if you feel terrible, there isn’t always anything you can do about it. It’s tough for guys to get right back into it after they cum. So avoid this whole messy debacle, and just watch porn! Hell, you can finish after 30 seconds and porn won’t mind at all.